Horny Harry
17-09-2002, 14:31
Two elephants went inside a sugarcane farm, one ate sugarcane but the other didn't, why is it so - The other elephant is Diabetic.
A worried man takes his dog to the vet.
When he's there he explains to the vet that he's very worried about his dog as it is Cross Eyed.
The vet picks the dog up and studies the case.
'Well' said the vet, I'm going to have to put him down.
'No' said the owner 'its not that bad is it?'.
'No No' said the vet 'its just very heavy'.
Extract from a customer complaint letter sent to The Body Shop...
'I recently shampooed my pet rabbit with Body Shop shampoo. Its eyes bulged out and turned red. If you tested your stuff on animals like everyone else, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.'
Mortal : What is a million years like to you?
God : Like one second.
Mortal : What is a million pounds like to you?
God : Like one penny.
Mortal : Can I have a penny?
God : Just a second...
Once in the Great 'Titanic' ship people from all religion were sailing .Suddenly ship started to sink , all people were in water with in minutes.
All chirstans prayed lord Yesu to protect them and he promptly came and protected them
Muslims inspired by this prayed Allah and they were protected too.
Similarly others did.
Looking at all this a hindu prayed lord 'Ganesha' to protect him.
Ganeshji appeared and asked him 'what's the problem'.
as soon as that fellow requested to protect him.
Ganeshji started laughing and dancing.Stunned by this he asked Ganeshji why he is doing so instead of protecting him.
Ganeshji said 'every year you people put me water and dance at the end of Ganesha festival, this time its my turn, you sink and I will dance'
A worried man takes his dog to the vet.
When he's there he explains to the vet that he's very worried about his dog as it is Cross Eyed.
The vet picks the dog up and studies the case.
'Well' said the vet, I'm going to have to put him down.
'No' said the owner 'its not that bad is it?'.
'No No' said the vet 'its just very heavy'.
Extract from a customer complaint letter sent to The Body Shop...
'I recently shampooed my pet rabbit with Body Shop shampoo. Its eyes bulged out and turned red. If you tested your stuff on animals like everyone else, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.'
Mortal : What is a million years like to you?
God : Like one second.
Mortal : What is a million pounds like to you?
God : Like one penny.
Mortal : Can I have a penny?
God : Just a second...
Once in the Great 'Titanic' ship people from all religion were sailing .Suddenly ship started to sink , all people were in water with in minutes.
All chirstans prayed lord Yesu to protect them and he promptly came and protected them
Muslims inspired by this prayed Allah and they were protected too.
Similarly others did.
Looking at all this a hindu prayed lord 'Ganesha' to protect him.
Ganeshji appeared and asked him 'what's the problem'.
as soon as that fellow requested to protect him.
Ganeshji started laughing and dancing.Stunned by this he asked Ganeshji why he is doing so instead of protecting him.
Ganeshji said 'every year you people put me water and dance at the end of Ganesha festival, this time its my turn, you sink and I will dance'