Horny Harry
02-05-2002, 22:37
Wednesday, May 1
LOUISVILLE - The first morning you spend on the Churchill Downs backstretch during Derby Week is usually a heavy favorite to get you excited about the race. After pondering the race from afar for so long, seeing the horses and their handlers up close and drinking in the mood and the buzz beneath the Twin Spires is almost guaranteed to energize and inspire you.
Not this year. It feels in person just like it looks on paper - thoroughly interesting as a handicapping exercise but utterly confusing and uninspiring.
There is a palpable lack of confidence, clarity and awe surrounding this 128th Kentucky Derby. It's a year where no one knows what he has and everyone is taking a shot. There's not a horse in the field who has the complete package of talent, stamina and achievement. The ones who have accomplished the most are uncertain to thrive under the race conditions and the ones who look like they might handle it still have to prove that they've got the sheer ability.
Almost everyone believes there are at least half a dozen horses who simply don't belong in the race, but everyone's afraid to knock them because there's a feeling that anyone who improves can jump up and win this thing. People who usually are 1-to-5 to pick an obvious favorite are overreaching for clever longshots. The first half-dozen people I ran into this morning whose opinion I respect picked six different horses, none of them named Harlan's Holiday, Buddha, Medaglia d'Oro, Came Home or Saarland. It's almost getting tempting to become a level-two wiseguy, a contrarian to the contrarians, and box the five favorites.
The only news of the morning seemed to be that Mayakovsky is not going to run, which means that Windward Passage gets in as #20 and Sunday Break is out of the race. The graded-stakes earnings system clearly doesn't work when a non-competitive loser like It'sallinthechase gets in and a horse beaten a length in the Wood Memorial is excluded.
It'sallinthechase is one of the worst horses ever to contest a Kentucky Derby and may well make history here Saturday. We should get used to seeing bigger prices than ever now that there are up to 20 betting interest in the Derby, but this colt could set a new standard. He was 147-1 when he was trounced in the Breeders' Cup Juvenile and has confirmed that stellar form in his subsequent starts. He could be the Derby's first 300-1 shot, and he'd be an underlay. I was delighted for parimutuel purposes when he clunked along for third at 52-1 in the painfully slow Louisiana Derby, and that performance ended up earning him a Derby berth.
There is no conceivable way that a rational person could make any case for him. He has run 14 times, winning twice (both at Remington Park), and not one of his performances has earned a Beyer Speed Figure of better than 90 or hinted at a glimmer of improvement ahead. On Saturday we will find out how much money is bet truly at random or by accident on the Derby.
I have to make a "pick" for Saturday's paper by 6 p.m. today and I'm pretty sure it's going to be Saarland. I will do so with two serious reservations. First and foremost, his price. He could be as low as 8-1 and he's no bargain in that range. Other people think he could be as high as 20-1, but I make the over/under at about 12.
Second, I am absolutely taking him on the come - on the basis of what I think and hope he will do as opposed to his past performances to date. In fact, I have bet against both him and everyone else (Nokoma, Listen Here, Monthir) coming out of last fall's highly overrated Remsen ever since, and that has turned out to be a profitable angle as that group has gone about a combined 1 for 15.
So why embrace him now? Some combination of the following: Likelihood of thriving at 10 furlongs; appropriate pedigree; superior trainer; sneaky-good come-home in the Wood; suspicion that the Wood was the deepest and fastest prep race; third start of the year; possibility of improvement after recent minor throat surgery; strong possibility that his best races are in front of him.
This diary would not be complete without reference to where I am staying this week. After 20 years of sampling the hotels of downtown Louisville, I decided to try something different and undertake some research into the burgeoning gaming industry. So I am spending five nights at the world's largest riverboat casino. You probably knew there were Caesar's hotels in Las Vegas, Lake Tahoe and Atlantic City, but did you know a fourth has opened across the river from Louisville at what I assume is the newly-christened Avenue Of The Emperors in Elizabeth, Indiana?
Apparently, Indiana law pretends that it's a historic boat ride and not a floating casino and you can only "board" every two hours for a scheduled "sailing." In any event, they have 2,500 slot machines and 140 table games I won't be patronizing, but there is a poker room so I shall furnish a complete report in tomorrow's diary.
LOUISVILLE - The first morning you spend on the Churchill Downs backstretch during Derby Week is usually a heavy favorite to get you excited about the race. After pondering the race from afar for so long, seeing the horses and their handlers up close and drinking in the mood and the buzz beneath the Twin Spires is almost guaranteed to energize and inspire you.
Not this year. It feels in person just like it looks on paper - thoroughly interesting as a handicapping exercise but utterly confusing and uninspiring.
There is a palpable lack of confidence, clarity and awe surrounding this 128th Kentucky Derby. It's a year where no one knows what he has and everyone is taking a shot. There's not a horse in the field who has the complete package of talent, stamina and achievement. The ones who have accomplished the most are uncertain to thrive under the race conditions and the ones who look like they might handle it still have to prove that they've got the sheer ability.
Almost everyone believes there are at least half a dozen horses who simply don't belong in the race, but everyone's afraid to knock them because there's a feeling that anyone who improves can jump up and win this thing. People who usually are 1-to-5 to pick an obvious favorite are overreaching for clever longshots. The first half-dozen people I ran into this morning whose opinion I respect picked six different horses, none of them named Harlan's Holiday, Buddha, Medaglia d'Oro, Came Home or Saarland. It's almost getting tempting to become a level-two wiseguy, a contrarian to the contrarians, and box the five favorites.
The only news of the morning seemed to be that Mayakovsky is not going to run, which means that Windward Passage gets in as #20 and Sunday Break is out of the race. The graded-stakes earnings system clearly doesn't work when a non-competitive loser like It'sallinthechase gets in and a horse beaten a length in the Wood Memorial is excluded.
It'sallinthechase is one of the worst horses ever to contest a Kentucky Derby and may well make history here Saturday. We should get used to seeing bigger prices than ever now that there are up to 20 betting interest in the Derby, but this colt could set a new standard. He was 147-1 when he was trounced in the Breeders' Cup Juvenile and has confirmed that stellar form in his subsequent starts. He could be the Derby's first 300-1 shot, and he'd be an underlay. I was delighted for parimutuel purposes when he clunked along for third at 52-1 in the painfully slow Louisiana Derby, and that performance ended up earning him a Derby berth.
There is no conceivable way that a rational person could make any case for him. He has run 14 times, winning twice (both at Remington Park), and not one of his performances has earned a Beyer Speed Figure of better than 90 or hinted at a glimmer of improvement ahead. On Saturday we will find out how much money is bet truly at random or by accident on the Derby.
I have to make a "pick" for Saturday's paper by 6 p.m. today and I'm pretty sure it's going to be Saarland. I will do so with two serious reservations. First and foremost, his price. He could be as low as 8-1 and he's no bargain in that range. Other people think he could be as high as 20-1, but I make the over/under at about 12.
Second, I am absolutely taking him on the come - on the basis of what I think and hope he will do as opposed to his past performances to date. In fact, I have bet against both him and everyone else (Nokoma, Listen Here, Monthir) coming out of last fall's highly overrated Remsen ever since, and that has turned out to be a profitable angle as that group has gone about a combined 1 for 15.
So why embrace him now? Some combination of the following: Likelihood of thriving at 10 furlongs; appropriate pedigree; superior trainer; sneaky-good come-home in the Wood; suspicion that the Wood was the deepest and fastest prep race; third start of the year; possibility of improvement after recent minor throat surgery; strong possibility that his best races are in front of him.
This diary would not be complete without reference to where I am staying this week. After 20 years of sampling the hotels of downtown Louisville, I decided to try something different and undertake some research into the burgeoning gaming industry. So I am spending five nights at the world's largest riverboat casino. You probably knew there were Caesar's hotels in Las Vegas, Lake Tahoe and Atlantic City, but did you know a fourth has opened across the river from Louisville at what I assume is the newly-christened Avenue Of The Emperors in Elizabeth, Indiana?
Apparently, Indiana law pretends that it's a historic boat ride and not a floating casino and you can only "board" every two hours for a scheduled "sailing." In any event, they have 2,500 slot machines and 140 table games I won't be patronizing, but there is a poker room so I shall furnish a complete report in tomorrow's diary.