INCREDIBLE

[horseshoof]

Mr D A Hayes, trainer of INCREDIBLE, said the horse had been working well since its last good run and he anticipated it would run well tonight. He did point out INCREDIBLE is a colt and it could have been that when the horse left the gates badly and shifted out abruptly, it may very well have squeezed itself and in future he is considering vaselining the horse before it runs.
1. Could I have the job of vaselining his balls?
2. Remember to never shake the hand of David Hayes when Incredible next races and remind him not to pick his nose.

[Horny Harry]

Horses balls are incredibly soft...like that lovely leather that you can buy that you just love to hold.
Im sure if they were to make wallets and womens purses out of the stuff there would be a big market.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[cheesebeast]

That's the best excuse I've heard in a while, INCREDIBLE almost.
I had a share in a very slow filly in NZ once, the trainer scratched her one Saturday because she had "Woman's problems" - not sure what the specific problem was mind you, hair not quite right, maybe one of the cheeky young colts had left the toilet seat up?

[baldric]

Thanks for that insight HH....tipping you've had your hands on a few sets of jatz-crackers in your time.
And deal me out of horse-nut accessories - I'll stick with endangered species.

[wanchai wendy]

David has always had this vaseline fetish. I can't begin to tell you the things we've lubricated with it.
But he doesn't go for the lolly-pink stockings and hair brush thingy. :p

[Horny Harry]

Im going to create a new range of ladies purses ....Im going to call it "Equisacs" ...( includes a small sample of vaseline but it won't include a free tip)
I hear that Davids new nickname is scrotums.

[the mad mafoo]

Hayesy won't have to get his hands all greasy after all. Incredible is now 2 stones lighter.