names?

[wanchai wendy]

I'd like to spank the owners of this horse Quick News, which runs for the first time at Happy Valley on Wednesday night.
Just shows you how dull some people can be. The horse is owned by a syndicate of stupid journos and they showed a distinct lack of imagination in naming the horse....which is by DOUBLE BED from the mare IN AND OUT. Bloody hell, I can think of handles that would curl your hair.
Even if they wanted to stick with some news-type name, why not HUSTLER or Larry Flynt or PLAYBOY? I'd prefer something more daring though.
Welcome suggestions? Oh, by the way, I'm much happier with the owners of another horse which is about to run .... called BULLSHOT.
Oh well, time to hit the streets and get a bank for the TT.

[masun]

A name that's "newsy"...how about "Hot Gossip" or "Hot Tips"? Or, in honour of the Watergate journos, "Deep Throat"?
Ah, I've got it. During the Watergate investigation, Deep Throat told the journos to "follow the money". "Follow The Money" should be an excellent name for a horse, especially in HK.

[hobbes]

good point WW. masun i think "deep throat" would be a great name. :rolleyes: :eek: :p :eek: :rolleyes:

[Horny Harry]

Ive always wanted to call a horse " the ambulance".
As for the horse outlined below, what about " Debbie Does Dallas" or " Darryll Does Hong Kong"
" Phuhkmee" or "Eyecanroota" has a certain charm. "

[tunginbum]

Deep Throat...I like it! Or maybe something subtle like my name (tongue-in-bum).
I used to love the name of a horse in NZ years back...BALLS. And a pacer called CONSTABLE.
Guess the jockey club wouldn't be too keen on HYMEN BUSTER?

[corkey boy]

What about "Do the Buiso" or "Doing the Do"

[Horny Harry]

I suppose that the Malcolm Johnston trained SHAGS would have a certain following?

[hobbes]

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